Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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