What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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