A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

time to spruce up!

Apple hates Blackberry.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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