,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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