- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

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