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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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