- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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