- Anti Joke

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.