- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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