- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Call of Duty is a good game.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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