- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What did Reed read? A. Read?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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