- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Get up Look in the mirror

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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