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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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