- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

your mom was so fat that she died.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock come in !

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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