- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

knock knock who's there ?

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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