This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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