- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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