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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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