Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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matt is fat

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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