Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Equal rights!

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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