- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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