- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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