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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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