What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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poo

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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