- Anti Joke

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust