- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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