whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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your face

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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i like turtles

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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