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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Take part of what?

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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