Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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