Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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