- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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