Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Andoni was here

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Error 37.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Potassium? K.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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