knock knock whos there? nobody

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

womens rights.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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