- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

u know whats a crime? rape

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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