- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Poker face

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

why was the cat black it was a black cat

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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