- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

I Have a Black Friend

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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