Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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