Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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