Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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