- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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