What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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