- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Guess What??? Ur Murr

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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