- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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