- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

what are three short words? i a am

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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