Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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eoin burgin is fat

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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