A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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