- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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