- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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