- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What happened to the fish? It drowned

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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