Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Yellow People !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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