A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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