A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

National security?

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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