- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

i had a black friend once......just kidding

smell the vitamin C

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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