- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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