- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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