Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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