- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Obama = ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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