why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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