What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

whats brown and sticky a stick

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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