- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Please ignore this statement.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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