- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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