- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Anyone can post anything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

How you know when dislextic

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Wait! hundred billions!

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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