- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Boner

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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