A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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