- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

Justin beiber..

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

The GOV and the WHO?

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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