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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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