- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

I C U P White stuff

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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