- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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