what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

j.p. is dumb

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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