- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

I am quite mature.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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