- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

mikey is cute

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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