Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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