- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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