Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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How old are you? 7

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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