A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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