A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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