- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

women rights

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Brain fart

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What are annoying? Ads.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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