A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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get in the car.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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