Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

you see theres this guy.

Justin Beiber

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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