- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Cheese

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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