- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

God is real.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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why dont they make black forks

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Caolan and Eamon

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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