Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Immigration Laws

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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