How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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