- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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