- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

can you pass the soap?

The cream, it is coming

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Jesus Christ

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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