- Anti Joke

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

a person who will soon die of beeties

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

NEVER

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven