- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What is life? Paul.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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