- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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