- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

White men's rights

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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