- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

ever tried african food? they neither

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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