- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's 1+1? 69.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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