Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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