There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Allah walked into AK Bar

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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