- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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