I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why? Because.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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