Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Andoni was here

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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69.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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