why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Women's Rights

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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