- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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