Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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