- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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