A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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