- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Drew Knowles is gay

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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