- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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