- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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