Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

what did one computer say to the other .........

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Anti Joke

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