Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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