Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Anti Joke

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