Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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