- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A bar walks into a man

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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