- Anti Joke

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

-13

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

-15

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

-15

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

-10

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

-10

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

-16

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

+13

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."