- Anti Joke

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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