A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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