Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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