A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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