I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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