What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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